Spoof Text

Group members:
- Agastya Arbi Putra
- Andre Alfian Hidayat
- Khansa Dewi Karima

#1

SHOES STORE

Badrul went to shoes shop because he wanted to buy a shoes. Many shoes style in that shop. Badrul asked the SPG, “Anymore cheap shoes.”

  The SPG replied to him, “Owh, in that part.”

  Badrul went to that part and he found a stack of shoes with cheap prize and with mark buy one get one. He straight to found the shoes that he would to buy.

  He carried 2 set of shoes because that mark to the cashier. He asked the prize and the man cashier answered the prize 2 times expensive.

“What?” said Badrul.

  “ Yeah, it’s explain buy 1 shoes get one shoes, it’s mean you get one set of shoes” said the caschierman. 

 

 #2

SHE WAS FORGOT

 

        In Jows Town, there were two best friends named Nexus and Sierra. They liked to adventure from one city to another. Nexus was a swordman and Sierra was a witch. Actually, in their town the witches and the wizards were the enemy of the citizens, but Sierra was different. She had a kind hearted, tomboy girl, had a flat expression of her face, beautiful and strong. Nexus liked to be her friend. He ever wished that he wanted to protect her although he would lose his soul.

        One day, all of Nexus’ dream was destroyed. Sierra wasn’t his best friend again. She tried to kill him with herself. Sierra was different than before. She was betrayed him without any reason. Nexus look so sad, and asked her,

       “Why do you want to kill me? You’re different than before. You’re my best friend. Tell me the clear reason why do you want to betray me. I like you Sierra. You’re such my little sister. Because of that I want to protect you.

Sierra still calm and didn’t give the reason to him. She had no expression while hearing his conversation. Her eyes didn’t show that she was angry and sad. She took her magic stick, directed to him and said,

  “…..I’m sorry.”

  “ Why?”

  “ …..I forget about the script!!” 

Then Sierra ran into her manager. She looked the script and read it carefully. She was angry with herself because it was three times that she couldn’t remember about her dialogue. She screamed and Nexus felt so tired because of Sierra. The director often angry to her and ever pinched her. Actually, Nexus and Sierra were actor and actress. They were playing in their film in titled Lumiere.